Random Thoughts

Well, I have to write something different today…The question this time, from the men's side of the table, what should you do when the women you're with asks you, "What are you thinking?" For those of you who have girlfriend(s), or perhaps married, I’m sure, this question might be your bread and breakfast everyday…I just don’t understand, why is it important for them to really know what we are thinking..Coz sometimes, we could just stare blankly and shut up without even thinking of anything..

Every male in the world has had to deal with this question, which is more often than not uncorked at entirely inappropriate times, such as when you are watching sports, locked in a passionate embrace, or simply driving. Regardless of what you're doing, you must come up with a complete and satisfactory answer, or stand accused of Hiding Your True Feelings. Which means, of course, you'll spend the next week pretending to be sorry. So you've got to come up with something. And it had better be good. Hehehe, sometimes I find it funny, well, even if I’m thinking about something, I would not want to tell her anyway..Coz, what I’m thinking might not be best told in certain situations..So the lame answer of “nothing” would be the best for that moment..

Now, the obvious question here is, WHY do women want to know what we're thinking? Simple, they assume we're thinking in the first place. Hard to believe, but there it is. Why on earth would they think that? Well, go up to a woman and ask her what she is thinking. She will tell you everything, she can go on and on and on again…and after she finished everything, she’ll start blaming you for not being expressive, and for your lack of attention towards her…

Women are always thinking, and often about practical things. Men, on the other hand, are actively thinking for about five minutes out of every hour (usually not in sequence). So, at best, you have a one in 12 chance of catching a man actually having a thought. What are we really thinking about? Lots of things actually,like… where to go after this? What to eat? Who’s gonna win the football match? the cute girls…the drop dead gorgeous receptionist..all sort of thoughts..Now, how would you expect us to tell this truthfully…?hehehe…

Despite the overwhelming evidence that men, in fact, are almost never thinking, women will still demand to know their innermost thoughts. In a way, it's touching, women are expressing faith that, if prodded long enough and frequently enough, they may yet boost the number of times we think in an hour. And they will. Unfortunately, most of what we'll be thinking is "stop asking me what I'm thinking." And that's just going to get us in trouble.

The best way to keep a woman from constantly asking you what you are thinking is to have a ready, pre-memorized answer for the times that she does. You can always try this one here…

"I'm thinking that tonight it'd be nice to stay at home and watch this new CD I bought together with my special girl..” Well, if she’s not flattered, you will hear something like…”ughhh…punya boring tu…!!!” Hemmm.. or maybe..

“I’m thinking of how much I love you…”..Sounds better..Well..Good Luck then…